Who does this guy think he is?

I think I’m a contradiction (not that you asked).

As Whitman once said, and as I have said many times since, "I contain multitudes."

Against my better schooling,
I start sentences with prepositions.

I hate onions and use them in all my recipes.
I subscribe to Apple Music and Spotify and listen exclusively to an old iPod.
I'm an organized mess.
I’m an artist in a thinker’s profession.
I’m a thinker professing to be an artist, perhaps thinking too much of it all.

I think therefore I am,
yet my thoughts are fleeting
and still, I am here.

I'm a builder who carries dynamite and a match. I get hired to build things, but I often break other things (sorry, no refunds).
Luckily, there’s a lot more value in how I think than in what I think brands thought they were thinking they were gonna get from my “thinky” output.

My success is grounded in defiance and experience.
So are my failures.

 (greatest strength = biggest weakness and all that) 

I think I’m a contradiction. I think there’s little safety in that. I think there’s little safety in most of what we think. I think the biggest threat to safety is thinking in safe ways. I think the future demands contrarians and deviants. I think crypt keepers of the past pass as senior middle managers maintaining moral mazes.

I don’t think I’m that. I think I’m a contradiction.

I think I’m done writing.